🚫 NO PUSHY SALESPEOPLE💰 NO HIDDEN FEES🚗 CAR DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR⏰ SKIP THE WEEKEND-KILLING DEALERSHIP VISITS🚫 NO PUSHY SALESPEOPLE💰 NO HIDDEN FEES🚗 CAR DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR⏰ SKIP THE WEEKEND-KILLING DEALERSHIP VISITS
MELBOURNE'S ANTI-DEALERSHIP SERVICE
SICK OF DEALERSHIP
GAMES?
SAME.
We find your perfect car, negotiate the price, and deliver it to your door. No salespeople. No games. No BS.
Buying a car shouldn't feel like going into battle. But dealers have turned it into exactly that.
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"Let me talk to my manager"
The oldest trick in the book. You know they rehearsed this, right?
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"Just a small dealer fee"
$1,000 for... paperwork? Sure, mate.
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4-hour "negotiations"
They're hoping you'll give up and just sign. Don't.
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"This price is only good today"
Spoiler: It'll be good tomorrow too. They're lying.
THERE'S A BETTER WAY.
An actual human who works for YOU. Not the dealer. Not the finance company. You.
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WE NEGOTIATE
You get the price. We fight for it. That's literally our job.
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WE INSPECT
No nasty surprises. We check everything before you see it.
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WE DELIVER
To your door. On your time. Like buying anything else in 2026.
STUPIDLY SIMPLE
HOW IT WORKS
01
TELL US WHAT YOU WANT
Fill out the form or give us a call. Be as specific or vague as you want. "Something nice under $40k" works.
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WE DO THE DIRTY WORK
We search, we inspect, we negotiate. You get updates. You stay home.
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YOU DRIVE AWAY HAPPY
Your car. Your driveway. No dealer, no drama, no regrets.
DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
★★★★★
"I was this close to punching a salesman at Subaru before I found these guys. Saved my sanity AND got a better car."
Tom B.
Footscray • Subaru Outback
★★★★★
"Texted Lucas what I wanted. Two weeks later, car was in my driveway. I never set foot in a dealership. 10/10."
Rachel M.
Brunswick • Mazda CX-5
★★★★★
"The inspection report was insanely thorough. Felt like I had someone actually looking out for me for once. Wild concept."
Chris D.
Collingwood • Toyota RAV4
📍 MELBOURNE LOCAL
💰 NO HIDDEN FEES
🛡️ SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
🚗 100+ CARS SORTED
THE HUMAN BEHIND THIS
HI, I'M LUCAS.
I spent 10 years working IN the car industry. I know every trick, every game, every BS fee dealers use to squeeze more money out of you.
Now? I use that knowledge AGAINST them. For you.
Based in Melbourne. Hate dealerships as much as you do. Let's find you a car without the BS.
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Lucas
Founder, Skip The Yard
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PHOTO COMING SOON
(I promise I'm real)
QUESTIONS?
Straight answers. No BS.
A flat fee, agreed upfront. Not a percentage of the car, not some mystery number. Most clients save more on the car than they pay me — so you're net positive. Wild, right?
Don't buy it. Zero pressure. I'm not a dealer — I don't have inventory to offload. If you're not 100% happy, we keep looking. Simple.
Usually 1-3 weeks. Depends on how specific you are and what's available. I'll give you a realistic timeline upfront — not some dealership "we'll call you" BS.
Yeah. I work with trusted finance brokers who usually beat dealer rates. No obligation to use them — just another way to save you money.
100%. I'm a real person, based in Melbourne, with actual happy clients. Check the reviews. Call me. I'll answer. (Dealerships can't say that.)
READY TO SKIP THE BS?
Tell us what you're looking for. We'll handle the rest.